"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
—-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
—-His reply"
—-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
—-His reply"
"Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
— Ernest Effing Hemingway
Wrong in all the right ways.
Shut UP!
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