"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
—-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
"Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
— Ernest Effing Hemingway
Girl! I’ve been there…
(Source: aryastarks, via lovetherisk)